- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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