What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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