What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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3 like an eel

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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Michel Moor on a die...

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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