- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You suck big fat slobber

What's funnier than 24? My life.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Women's Rights Movement

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

your social life.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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