- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Ask me if im a tree? No

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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