- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

knock knock i have diarrhea

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

What comes after 69? 70

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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