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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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