Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Black...

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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