- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

A Pakistani news reader.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

YOLO You only like Oreos

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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