- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

People with cancer.

Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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