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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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