What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

once upon a time, it snowed

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

willie revilame

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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