In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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