- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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