- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

A guy was beet by his wife.

Gay's

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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