roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

The NBA and womens sports

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

women's rights.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

guess what what that wasnt it

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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