- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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