so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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Im batman...suck it losers

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, Ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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