how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

If i open this door you can go trough it

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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