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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

once upon a time, it snowed

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

pudding

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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