- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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