A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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01010010001010010100100101001001010010100100100100100100100100100100100100010010101010101010101011010101010110010101010 Dolphin

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Ron Paul for President!

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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