"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

A man walked into a bar owch

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

VAGINA.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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