- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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