What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Logan's gay

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Rick Santorum 2012

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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