Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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what do u call a black person by his name

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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One below was by me: Walter H

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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