Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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KONY 2012

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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