women's rights.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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gay pom...

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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