who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Neither have I

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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