Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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God wrote this joke.................................

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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