Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

Your face

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Derp

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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