- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Black people in Camden NJ.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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