Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Your face

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Derp

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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willie revilame

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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Mullets

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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