knock knock whose there? my penis.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

NAACP

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

i have read and agree to the terms of service

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Your face

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

Anti Joke

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