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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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this site is an antijoke

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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