Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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how did the man die he didnt

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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are you gay does your mom know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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