- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

hey, my names mark.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

I just drank a cola.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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