- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

I have suicidal thoughts

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

A horse walks into a barn.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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