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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a duck?

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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