scientology.

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... Chan chan

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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*insert joke here*

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Today is March 22.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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