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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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