What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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