What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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