why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

This isn't funny.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

The black man leaves the strip club.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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