- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

God. God.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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