A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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