- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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