WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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Women drivers...

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Poop...

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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