- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

womens rights

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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