How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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Has u seen my grammar?

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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