A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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