How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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My name is Harry.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Dumb

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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Anti Joke

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