- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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