- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

a man walked into a bar....

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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