- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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