there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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