How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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