Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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