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Beka has AIDS

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Cancer

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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im a willy bum bum

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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