- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Asians

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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