- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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