What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

I have a gay camel

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Justin Bieber hits puberty

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

The jets are a good team..

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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