its all aodhan

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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Nickelback.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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