- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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