What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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What's funnier than 68 69

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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Your mam is so fat.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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