So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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CRY

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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Yock

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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