- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

This one time at band camp....

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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