- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Blake wilkeys hair style

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

My penis is big... not.

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??