- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Caca.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Pull my finger ouch..

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