- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

knock knock who's there? hope

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

My friend harris is fat.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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