What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Your mam is so fat.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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