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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Nickelback.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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