- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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