- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

I killed someone on minecraft.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

My friend harris is fat.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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