Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Seven

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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Yock

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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