Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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