Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

My penis is big... not.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Blake wilkeys hair style

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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