What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Oh...okay, good.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Your Mom!!!

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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