A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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What's circular and round A circle

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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