- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Women's rights

A terrorist robs a walrus.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

whos district champs not JM

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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