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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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