A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

whos district champs not JM

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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