- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

balls

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Where's my tractor?

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