- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

whats black and white? a zebra

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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