- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

This is an anti-anti-joke.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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