What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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Start by getting your fucking ass off this site and get me the fucking money asap yourself! And your contact information! Fuck your "eye for an eye" piece of shit example, I want redemption! If I am to live with self respect after losing a FUCKING EYEBALL! I demand that you lose EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR! YOU FUCKING QUEER HYPOCRITE! And I am not asking that you take away everything, I will take everything you hold dear away from you myself! Then again, why do that when I can get straight to the source and break your spine, and that is just the first step to making you wish you where dead! That you end up begging me for THE SWEET MERCY OF DEATH! Listen, if you want to talk, lets talk, if you claim to be so fucking powerful get on a goddamn jet and get over here yourself, no goons, no "shadows", no "followers" of "your order" when you present it, and "our order" when YOU FUCK UP! Only then will I "listen to reason", it is only reasonable you come out of your fucking hiding place and face me! I wont fight you, I wont kill you, but you better get your fucking face over here yourself.

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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brittney griner

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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I woke up today

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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