- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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