- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Donkey lips

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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