roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Women's rights

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

aodhan hearty

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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