- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

kill yourself

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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