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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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