How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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