A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Obamacare

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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