- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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