What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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