- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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