Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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